After his thumping win in the Delhi elections, Arvind Kejriwal has expressed his desire to see the following changes in the Indian cricket team:
The team should start endorsing the muffler as its logo. Like the way Kejriwal leads from the front, Dhoni should be no different and should wear the muffler at all times; whether he is batting, bowling or keeping.
2) COUGH: The best way to sledge
If sledging is offensive the team should now resort to coughing instead. How about giving back to the likes of David Warner and Mitchell Johnson a fitting reply with a few “cough-coughs” instead of “fu** fu**s”. This is sure to bring endorsement opportunities to the team with a few cough syrups brands lined up. GLYCODIN listening?
3) AAP ‘TOPIS’ INSTEAD OF CAPS AND HELMETS
4) CRICKET JAN SABHAS
MS Dhoni should ban his team from going to press conferences. Instead they should hold “Cricket Jan Sabhas” where they answer directly to the public. We do hope that our cricketers have a life insurance policy because “Janta Maaf nahin Karegi”!
5) DRS: ‘Dharna’ Review System
India should now start using the DRS. Not the Decision Review System but the Dharna Review System. Say they are unhappy with the umpire’s decision the whole team should then come and sit on the field and sit on a dharna, protesting against the umpire’s decision.
6) STAY AWAY FROM AMBANIS
Arvind Kejriwal’s greatest nemesis; Ambani should be team India’s “NO GO” man too. All the Indian players should reject from playing in the Mumbai Indians franchise because all Ambanis as Mr.Kejriwal says are BJP and Congress agents.
7) ‘JHADOO’ SHOULD REPLACE REPLACE NIKE ON TEAM INDIA’S JERSEY
By Ashirbad Hazarika