While the Indian team are doing the country proud with their superb performances, here’s a look at some of the funny (imaginary) conversations between players.
NOTE: This is a humour article and should be taken in jest.
1) On the number 4 position:
Hardik: So guys, guess I am the new number 4 batter in the squad.
Dhoni: You may be, but that’s only because I let you to do so.
Hardik: What do you mean? Ravi bhai was the one who promoted me up the order.
Dhoni: Yeah, but that was because I bought him into the team.
Hardik: What do you mean? You’re not the captain anymore.
Dhoni: The next time we’re playing, see who takes the DRS decisions.
Hardik: That’s you.
Dhoni: Same applies off the field as well 😉
2) On Bumrah and Bhuvi’s death bowling:
Bumrah: I am the best death bowler in the world. Batsmen cannot see my deliveries.
Bhuvi: I think I am, because I know how to work the ball in all stages of the game.
Bumrah: Yeah, but I was taught by the legend of death bowling, Lasith Malinga.
Bhuvi: And I was taught by the Steyn Gun himself – Dale Steyn.
Bumrah: I wonder who’s gonna solve this dilemma?
Nehra: Ok guys, what’s happening here?
BUmrah: We were just discussing who the best bowler is, but now we realised, we’re just competing for second place. Welcome Nehraji.
3) On the spinner dilemma:
Ashwin: Ok, enough is enough, guys, I need my place back in the squad.
Jadeja: Yeah! Me too. It’s gone on too long now.
Chahal: Okay, I’ll ask you a few simple questions.
Jadeja and Ash: Sure.
Chahal: Which team did you guys beat in the 2011 IPL final?
Kuldeep: Which team is Virat a part of in the IPL?
Chahal: Which team am I a part of?
Chahal: Exactly. ☺