Playing their first Test in Pakistan after 17 years, England produced one of the greatest-ever Test match victories on Monday in Rawalpindi on the pitch that might as well have been the national highway. Hail the Bazball, hail Ben Stokes and Bredon McCullum.
Pakistan, their captain Babar Azam, and the PCB Chairman Ramiz Raja have a lot of thinking to do. They are left staring in the abyss after losing the Test with about 20 minutes left for the end of the game. The game which they were happy to take as a draw – in order to have their batters score runs and please the home crowd while compromising crucial WTC points – by preparing as a flat and unresponsive pitch with nothing of a dint on it that the road contractors in Pakistan would want to hire the pitch curators.
Then came Bazball. Over 500 runs on day 1. 4 centurions from England in the first innings. 657 runs in 101 overs (run rate: 6.5) in Englandโs first innings.
Pakistan replied with 3 centuries of their own, including Babar Azamโs ton, and 579 runs but at a run rate of 3.72. England then play even more aggressively in their second essay: 264/7 declare in 35.5 overs, run rate – 7.36.
Englandโs give Pakistan a target of 343 runs – very much gettable on this pitch. Ben Stokes knows the risk that the hosts could even chase it down, but he prefers to dangle the carrot – for they will get wickets only when the batters play shots in pursuit of a gettable score.
Pakistan was 80/2 at the end of Day 4 leaving 263 runs for the last day. At lunch on Day 5, Pakistan was 169/3. Pakistan needed 174 in the last two sessions, but England, despite tiring bowlers, produced a spirited performance in the last two sessions to bowl Pakistan out for 268, 74 runs away from the target, and in the dying minutes of the day.
The trolling of Pakistan team, Babar and Ramiz has been incessant over the last 5 days. It exploded today with Pakistan losing the Test despite this flattest of the surfaces.
Here are the best memes and troll tweets on Pakistan team after losing Rawalpindi Test:

BazBall 1-0 Qudrat ka Nizam ๐ pic.twitter.com/flehtdp710
โ Ixhan Mirza ๐ค (@green_shirts33) December 5, 2022
Pakistan lost a match needing 340 off 100 overs on a road ๐๐๐๐๐ pic.twitter.com/EfDMVPirrA
โ retired ICT fan (@anubhav__tweets) December 5, 2022
Everyone on the TL: PAKISTAN SHOULD LOSE ON PRINCIPLE SO WE MAKE BETTER PITCH IN NEXT MATCH
*Pakistan loses*
Everyone: pic.twitter.com/ArVWFQ53AT
โ Princess Oreo Meow (angy era) (@SerBrownLegend) December 5, 2022
Any Twitter spaces to join tonight on Pakistan vs England? ๐ #PAKvENG https://t.co/wZRf1hiJS3
โ Ragaa (@Ragaa_07) December 5, 2022
Pakistan players to flat pitch ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ#ENGvPAK pic.twitter.com/oPmWWl5KqE
โ HITESH CHAUDHARY (@Modijivi) December 5, 2022
Winning happens when all you think about is winning.
That’s BazBall in a nutshell. pic.twitter.com/YE0nu3icmM
โ cricBC (@cricBC) December 5, 2022
Bazball is the ultimate winner pic.twitter.com/5DWYcraqlC
โ ayat โก (@ayatibrar) December 5, 2022
Dekhen ji Qudrat ka nizam hai, din hoti hai tu raat hoti hai, haar hoti hai tu jeet bhi hoti hai,
Ooh bhai bs kar do! sirf haar hi ho rhi hai yaha jeet tu dekhi hi nahi hai humne abhi tak apke under.#PAKvENG #PakvsEng2022 Babar #BazBall https://t.co/jzs4sTn438
โ Yasir Ali ๐ต๐ฐ (@itzyasiii) December 5, 2022
After bazball now time for Iffiball ๐ฅ #ENGvPAK #PakvsEng2022 ๐๐๐ pic.twitter.com/ErLdO2j6Wp
โ Mehran เคฎเฅเคนเคฐเคพเคจ ๐ฎ๐ณ (@mehranzaidi) December 5, 2022