1) Inzamam Ul Haq and Domino’s
“Hungry hota jab Inzamam, Dominos khake karta hain bhookh ka kaam tamaam!”
Nobody could have fit this category better. Our respects to good old Inzy bhai!
2) Virat Kohli and Cello ball pen
“Bas likhta jaaye.”
Talk about writing and re-writing the history books. Virat is the only choice!
3.Virender Sehwag and Pepsodent
” Hasna zaroori hain..”
No matter if he is playing in the IPL or for India or Delhi. One thing the Nawab of Najafgarh doesn’t stop doing is to smile! 🙂
4. Virat Kohli and Navratna Oil
“Thanda thanda cool cool!” Go easy on the aggression, Cheeku!
5. Shahid Afridi and Pepsi
“Yeh dil maange more!”
Looks like the evergreen Shahid Afridi keeps telling this to himself. He doesn’t stop playing and he doesn’t age!
Forever SIXTEEN, Shahid Bhai.
6. Allan Donald and Lakme sunscreen lotion
Never was Allan Donald seen on the field without his sunscreen. Little did he know that it looked intimidating too, especially to the batsmen.
7. Kevin Pietersen and LIC (Life Insurance Corporation of India)
Career coming to an abrupt halt. Early insurance.
“Zindagi ke saath bhi, zindagi ke baad bhi.”
8. Ambuja Cement. Any guesses?
“The wall”. Need we say more?
9. ‘Alas’tair Cook and Saridon.
“Sirf ek saridon aur sardard se aaram.”
Dropped from the ODi team and stripped off captaincy. Headaches are a part of Alastair Cook’s life now.
10. N.Srinavasan and Fevi Kwik
“Chutki mein chipkaye.”
Though not a cricketer, he runs cricket in India and holds the highest chair in the ICC. Let’s not have any conflict of interest here! Controversy and Srinivasan ‘stick’ to each other. Who better than Srini to endorse Fevi kwik?
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By Ashirbad Hazarika
DISCLAIMER: Please note this article is only meant for humor
