1) Bat Baaja Baarat
Baand Baja Baarat starring Anushka Sharma and Ranveer Singh, was a massive hit at the box office. It was a story of a young Sharanpur boy who meets a beautiful Delhi girl in University of Delhi and starts an event management company with her. In a very typical Bollywood fashion, they fall in love with each other and the second half revolves around their relationship. If we look at the Indian cricket team, Virat Kohli is the right man (for the obvious reasons) to take the story forward.
2) No Halla, Only Bowl
Believe it or not, there is a biopic in the works on Ishant Sharma too. Over the years, Ishant has given many nightmares to MS Dhoni, Indian cricket team and millions of Indian cricket fans. After conceding over 25 runs consistently in the death overs for almost 4 years, Ishant Sharma has impressed the script writers to make a movie on him. The idea behind this movie is to inspire Ishant to stop the Halla by the fans when is bowling and stop leaking runs.
3) Ghajini Returns
Ghajini was a story of a rich businessman who developed anterograde amnesia following a violent encounter in which his love interest, model Kalpana, was killed. Aamir Khan’s character Sanjay Singhania loses his memory every 15 minutes. He uses a system of photographs, notes, and tattoos to recover his memory after each cycle to remind himself of his mission: to avenge the death of his beloved Kalpana. Similarly, India’s star batsman Rohit Sharma forgets about his talent every now and then and the media and fans have to remind him that he is very “talented”.
4) Swades- I Don’t Want To Leave My Country
Suresh Raina is a very integral part of India’s batting line up, but he struggles when he bats outside the sub-continent on the fast and bouncy wickets. We recommend Suresh Raina’s name for the lead role in the second part of Shah Rukh Khan starrer Swades.
Please note this is a humour article — a work of pure fiction!
