- Ashok Dinda will now play for Royal Challengers Bangalore (RCB). The good thing about this is– NO CHILD ABUSE. Dinda will not bowl to Chris Gayle anymore.
- Piyush Chawla is payed 4.25 crores INR to bowl 2 long-hops, 2 full tosses and 2 misdirected googles, every over.
- Ashish Nehra, the best fast bowler this world has ever seen, gets 2 crores INR, and an ordinary bowler like Brett Lee remains unsold. Didn’t I tell you that the IPL is all about rewarding the talent. #KingfisherFairPlay
- Nita Ambani argues with Anil Kumble in making decisions related to the game of cricket. See, there’s no discrimation at all. Unlike international cricket, there are no #BIG3. #ThankYouIPL
- Vijay Mallya, who’s been chased by the Income Tax Departement for not paying his dues, pays 14 crores to Yuvraj Singh, who is horribly out of form. Yes, it’s true that IPL can bring out the hidden kindness inside you. #TheMostNobleTournament
- Dinesh Karthik is worth 12.5 crores INR. No, I am not talking about 5 Karthiks, I’m talking about the one who can’t still for a moment. He’s a fine batsman and keep wickets too, but 12.5 crores INR? Didn’t I tell you, IPL is very, very kind. It’s just a shame that Pakistani players are not allowed, otherwise, Kamran Akmal would have sealed a bigger deal than what Juan Mata got from Manchester United.
- IPL- Connecting Families— Kris Srikkanth, former Indian captain, saves his son’s ass by bidding for him. #MyDaddyGreatest
- Delhi Daredevil’s owner has been approached by Ram Gopal Verma to play Saurabh Shukla’s (Kallu Mama) twin-brother’s role in Satya 3.
- It amazes me a great deal that, in IPL, Priety Zinta is as rich as Nita Ambani. As a I said earlier, IPL never discriminates. IPL believes in equal distribution to all. #ThankYouIPL
- Last but not the least, IPL auction is the only place where Ravi Shastri spares his cliches.
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