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[SATIRE] Rohit Sharma Set To Open A Vada Pav Chain To Troll His Critics

Rohit SarkarBy Rohit Sarkar12/12/2023No Comments3 Mins Read
[SATIRE] Rohit Sharma Set To Open A Vada Pav Chain To Troll His Critics
[SATIRE] Rohit Sharma Set To Open A Vada Pav Chain To Troll His Critics

In a twist that could only be cooked up in the world of cricket, Rohit Sharma, India’s batting maestro, is ready to step off the pitch and onto the street food scene with his latest venture, “Hitman’s Vada Pavilion.” This bold move comes in response to the endless banter about Sharma’s figure, with critics suggesting that his love for Mumbai’s iconic vada pav was the culprit behind his “bulky” appearance.

[SATIRE] Rohit Sharma Set To Open A Vada Pav Chain To Troll His Critics

Fans were left in stitches when Sharma announced his new culinary endeavor, claiming he wanted to ‘bowl over’ his critics, literally. Sharma quipped, “They said I couldn’t handle the bouncers, but little did they know I was busy cooking up a perfect pull shot – with extra pav.”

Sharma’s Vada Pavilion promises to be a gastronomic spectacle, where cricket meets culinary creativity. The menu, as intriguing as a T20 match, features dishes that will have your taste buds doing a victory dance. From “Hitman’s Hotshots” that promises a spice level higher than Sharma’s six-hitting average, to the “Extra Cover Delight,” served with a side of witty retorts for those who dare question his food choices.

“I’ve been in the cricketing world for a while now, and I’ve faced all sorts of deliveries – fast, spin, and now, food critics,” Sharma chuckled, “It’s time to show them that I can hit it out of the park, even in the kitchen!”

The opening ceremony of “Hitman’s Vada Pavilion” is rumored to be a star-studded affair. Word on the street is that Sharma has invited fellow cricketers, Bollywood stars, and renowned chefs to witness the grand unveiling. The Wankhede Stadium will transform into a foodie’s paradise, where vada pav rolls will roll out like cricket balls on a lively pitch.

In a move that could be dubbed “Foodie’s Revenge,” Sharma plans to install life-sized cutouts of himself, holding a vada pav in one hand and a cricket bat in the other, strategically placed to welcome patrons with a cheeky grin. “It’s not just about eating; it’s about making a statement – and a delicious one at that,” Sharma declared, his eyes twinkling mischievously.

Rumors are rife that Sharma has also developed a secret sauce, rumoured to have mystical powers to convert even the most vehement critics into loyal customers. The sauce is playfully named “Troll Tears Marinade,” a tongue-in-cheek reference to the tears of his online critics who never thought Sharma would hit back in such a savory manner.

As the culinary world braces itself for Sharma’s grand slam into the food industry, one thing is for certain – this Hitman doesn’t just hit cricket balls; he hits the sweet spot when it comes to serving up humour, satire, and, of course, delicious vada pav. Whether it’s a game-winning six or a mouth-watering pav bhaji, Rohit Sharma is proving that in the game of cricket and cuisine, he’s the ultimate all-rounder. So, get ready to savor the taste of victory at “Hitman’s Vada Pavilion,” where every bite is a sixer and every critic’s comment is just another delivery waiting to be dispatched over the boundary – or perhaps, into a steaming pot of masala chai.

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Rohit Sarkar is a passionate cricket writer with years of experience covering the sport. Born and raised in India, Rohit developed a love for cricket at a young age and has been following the game ever since.Rohit has covered some of the biggest cricket events around the world, including the ICC World Cup, the IPL, and the Ashes.His writing style is both informative and engaging, making complex cricket concepts easy to understand for fans and newcomers alike. Rohit is known for his attention to detail and his ability to capture the excitement and drama of live matches in his writing.Overall, Rohit's love for cricket shines through in his writing and his passion for the sport is contagious. His work has been published in numerous publications and websites, making him one of the most respected and sought-after cricket writers in the industry.

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